I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
