I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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