How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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