You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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