I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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