thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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