I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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