If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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