people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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