But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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