Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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