Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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