"it" just moved
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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