You made me cry and you don't even care
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
