Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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