so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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