physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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