why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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