So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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