u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
