o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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