I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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