so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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