he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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