how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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