HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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