Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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