We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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