im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
two words...techno handjob
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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