In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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