the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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