I'm laying in your front yard are you home
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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