When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
