party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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