HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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