"it" just moved
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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