Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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