i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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