she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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