You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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