yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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