You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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