he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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