The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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