perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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