dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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