I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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