ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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