Do vagina's smell?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Mom said you looked used
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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