Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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