me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
