I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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