I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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