I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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