Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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