You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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