I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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